* DISCLAIMER: The following information is presented in a comedic humor, please don't take offense to any of this. The quality, fit, and material are real tho.
100% made out of freshly picked cotton
Fit for all activities including drive-bys, jumping the opps, going to the gym, tax evasion, banging your baby's momma, doing homework, etc...
Quality is insured thanks to the children working in my factory
Me when I think about period cramps (6' btw) T-shirt